Thursday, March 16, 2006

Treadmill Highs, Porn And Other Exciting Stuff

Thought that would get your attention...

No, my life is not so eventful but I thought lumping them all together would make it sound like it was.

The High
I have been exercising on and off for years. In the past I am proud to say that I have waited outside for gym doors to open at 6am. In recent years, I am not proud to say that I have driven to the gym, not find a parking lot and driven home straight away. Anyway, the point is that in all my years of gymming, I have never experienced that 'high', that happy happy joy joy surge of endorphines that is the result of adrenaline pumping through the body. Well, after decades of working out (yes, albeit off and on - more off than on) - I finally felt it yesterday. Plodding along on the treadmill, 30-minutes into the walk (note- walk), semi-dancing to Sex Bomb by Tom Jones (that explains it), I suddenly thought, "I do not want to get off this machine!"

How weird is that? Is that what Jen means when she says that when she is doing yoga, she is happy to be just where she is right there and then? Hmmmm...strange that one. Must be a divorcee thing...

The Porn Surfer
I got a call from the office's National Security Officer today. Apparently Spyware had been detected in my laptop! He sounded so jittery that I assumed that the presence of my Spyware must have been jeopardising the whole firm's security firewalls/gates (??) whatever. I rushed my infected laptop to my regular lifesaver down in ITS who proceeded to tell me that the National Security Officer knows jack shit - Big Title, small brain.

Okay...so how did I get infected with this spy thingy Spiderman bob??

"Oh, you know, by surfing porn sites and stuff"

My face turned bright red despite my Beyonce colouring (so I like to think - you know hitam manis and all that). Okay, let's just set the record straight. I do not surf porn sites. OK, I lie. I have only been to one. I swear. I visited milf.com (I will not put the link here in case you click on it and get Spidermanned too). And that was only to check what I was up against. Anyway - those broads are mooses and I think I am better off not looking in there for competition.

But my ITS man still thought otherwise. I mumbled something about how we have to surf alot for research purposes and ran off, clean laptop in tow.

Idol Excitement
Phew...that aside. Exciting stuff for me was what was on telly last night. Isn't Taylor Hicks just the best? I adore his spastic dance moves. Go Paris, go Mandisa, go Katharine, go Elliot...and surprisingly, go Ace!! (C'mon, he was good this week!)

I think it's most definitely Bye Bye Kevin.

6 comments:

shirlene said...
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shirlene said...

Semi-dancing to Sex Bomb and caught for Spiderman bob...Are you sure you arent subscribed to any porn sites???Hmmm..lol

Thank god they gave Lisa another chance. I was panic-strickened when she was called out! I'm getting bored with those innocent eyes(nothing else behind those eyes) of Kevin when he's singing. He doesnt charm me...make him go away.

starlight said...

i so know what Jen means when she's doing yoga. i'm always on a high when i walk out of class! but my new gym membership has begun to hang like a 1000 pound barbell around my neck. am slowly regretting my ambitious decision.

and i agree with shirlene. kevin is annoying. surprised he's still in. i guess a lot of american grannies are sms savvy.

wmw said...

Kevin's still around! His rendition of Part Time Lover was so comical. Maybe he's around not only because the young girls think he's adorable, but also because he provides comic relief???? he he...

Rafleesia said...

Talk about comic relief...Kevin's biggest fan in Malaysia is my 3-year old son. It's so embarrassing - he yells out "I want to love him!" everytime Kevin appears. Thank God we don't watch American Idol on cinemas.

Actually I'm a little sad, I kinda liked Melissa's husky voice and call girl style. Shame she's so blur she keeps forgetting her words...As for Lisa Tucker, she was awful this week - what happened?

Keep up the yoga Steph!

Smoke said...

Drugs are just bad, you should try to use Herbal Alternatives as a temporary replacement to loose the dependance!